Cockapalooza Winners

The results of MrMan’s Cockapalooza 2022 are in, and Paul Dawson narrowly beat out Jesse LaVercombe to be
crowned the best celebrity cock in Hollywood! On August 12th MrMan released 64 celebrity penis
GIFs and had users vote for
their fave. By round five the finalist were Dawson, LaVercombe, Aaron
Taylor-Johnson, and Michael Fassbender.

Despite
the popularity of Fassbender and Taylor-Johnson, the lesser-known Dawson and LaVercombe were the ones to
move on to the final round. There, Dawson beat out LaVercombe with 57.4% of the
vote. So how was Paul Dawson able to beat out every other celebrity penis in
Hollywood?

Dawson has a thick and all-around gorgeous penis, but that’s only half the story. In the explicit gay
movie Shortbus, he not only masturbates on camera – he stretches himself
into a position in which he’s able to suck his own cock. Then he shockingly
masturbates into his own mouth, and swallows his own semen. It just doesn’t get any hotter than this!

LaVercombe is a wholesome, unassuming
looking man who happens to be packing a whopper of a penis. It’s so hot seeing
a part of this man that seems totally off limits – his throbbing
erection.

But that throbbing penis wasn’t enough to
beat out the one and only Paul Dawson. Let’s all raise a penis to the
Cockapalooza 2022 winner, Paul Dawson!