It’s always a good day for hung cock, but what about unsung hung cock? With the proliferation of male nudity in movies and television lately, we aren’t wanting from frontal nudity these days – thank goodness!
But in this post, we’re digging into the nudity archives to find five huge cocks that only exist in the furthest reaches of our collective memory. Time to clear out the cobwebs boys. With big ‘ol dicks. See the biggest, hardest dicks in Hollywood (uncensored) playlist
Tor Erik Bøe in Anti-Reproductive Mating Ritual
This artistic short film has been lost to the hands of time and is not available to stream online. But we have you covered with the hottest moments, including Tor Erik Bøe’s massive uncut ginger cock as he swordfights with another Norwegian on skateboards.
Gilles Marini in Sex And The City, The Movie
The infamous Sex And The City spinoff series And Just Like That… may have landed with a thud, but the only thud you need to know about is the sound Sex And The City (the movie) actor Gilles Marini’s cock makes when he slaps it on your face. I mean, what? Samantha herself catches him in the shower on vacation, leading to the best male nude scene from the entire Sex And The City franchise.
Parker Marx in Corn
Why is Parker Marx important? Because this bisexual adult star has gone both ways in movies that blur the line between art and adult. He jerked off to completion with a man in gay provocateur Noel Alejandro’s movie Sweat, and got head from a woman in the previous year’s Corn. Oh, and he has a Red Bull can for a cock.
Siddhartha Rajan in Easy
The Netflix series Easy tells the stories of different folks navigating love and sex in Chicago. Siddhartha Rajan’s character hires a woman (played by real-life sex columnist Karley Sciortino) for sex, and he’s visibly into the action – just look at that incredible fluffed-out cock, a rarity for Netflix!
Martin Hedman in Kärlekens språk 2000
Let’s round things out with a super strange one. The 2000s were great for explicit, daring indie titles (think Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Dreamers, and Shortbus), but the little-known Swedish flick Kärlekens språk 2000 takes the cake. Martin Hedman proves that he has nothing to hide when he gets an erection on camera! Not to mention his real masturbation scene. Any questions?
