How can one zhuzh up one
of the best months of the year? But making it rain celebrity penises. We’re
putting the Cock in Cocktober with Cocktoberfest 2023 – a massive list of the
top 100 celebrity penises ever seen across movies and television, ranked. The
list includes all of your favorite celebrities as well as some underrated stars
you may not be familiar with. Check out the full, very NSFW, 100 Penises
Cocktoberfest page HERE
Adam Demos, Mike Vogel
in Sex/Life
Netflix
claims that 20 million of this series’ 67 million viewers replayed this
shocking frontal scene at least once.
Demos
and Sex/Life showrunner Stacy Rukeyser refuse to divulge whether or not a
prosthetic was used. Rukeyser teased: “I can tell you what Adam Demos says
about it which is, a gentleman never tells. So, we are leaving that up to the
viewer’s imagination.”
If
this is really Demos’ penis, it is the biggest celebrity penis on Mr. Man by a
mile. Or at least a couple of inches.
Chris Pine
in Outlaw King
This
scene went viral prior to the movie’s release on Netflix.
Pine
stated about the media’s obsession with his penis in this action drama:
“There’s so much beheading in this, and yet people want to talk about my
penis.” We want to be-heading towards dat dick!
ChristophePaou, PierreDeladonchamps in Stranger
by the Lake
Stranger
by the Lake is of the most sexually explicit mainstream gay movies ever
produced.
Two
hardcore gay sex scenes made it into the final edit, but Guiraudie stated that
many more were shot and cut out at the last minute. He didn’t want the movie to
be about the sex.
Chris Zylka
in The Leftovers
The
headline-grabbing frontal scene was released two years before Zylka and Paris
Hilton began dating. Wonder if she was a fan of the show?
In
addition to having a thick penis, this scene showcases Zylka’s larger-than-average
balls.
Peter Vack
in PVT Chat
In
this sexual scene, a fan (Vack) meets the cam girl of his dreams while they
both actually masturbate.
We
love how Vack casually strokes his incredibly excited cock throughout this
lengthy shot, which lasts over a full minute.
This model-hot actor briefly bared his penis tip in 2017’s Assholes, but PVT
Chat is by far his best nude role to date.
Zach McGowan
in Shameless
Shameless
has the most male nudity out of any television series in history.
McGowan
also went full frontal on his series Black Sails.
His
big penis steals the show here as he casually makes breakfast in front of
William H. Macy and Emmy Rossum. Looks like we’re having sausage for breakfast!
Mark Rylance
in Intimacy
Intimacy
was the first-ever movie featuring unsimulated sex to receive a mainstream
release in England.
Mark
Rylance is the only Oscar-winning actor to perform real sex on camera.
During
the opening real sex scene, Rylance can be seen adjusting his costar’s position
in order to go even deeper in the missionary position.
Ben Affleck
in Gone Girl
We
concluded on our list of Hollywood “showers vs growers” that Ben Affleck has
the biggest penis in Hollywood.
Reese
Witherspoon was a producer on Gone Girl, and stated on Watch What Happens Live
that she is a big fan of Ben Affleck’s large cock (even congratulating his
then-wife Jennifer Garner!)
Jacob Elordi in Euphoria
The
teens-gone-wild series Euphoria made headlines with this shocking penis-filled
locker room scene.
Gorgeous
jock actor Jacob Elordi confronts a grand total of 21 (yes, we counted!) high
school penises.
Daniel Craig
in Love Is the
Devil
Eight
years before landing the role of a lifetime as James Bond, Craig let his 007
inches hang out in this legendary bath tub scene. TBH, we might be talking 008
inches.
Thanks
to his large penis and balls, amazing nudity, ripped body, and leading man good
looks, Daniel Craig is consistently one of the most searched celebrities at Mr.
Man.
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